关于996,脱口秀大神Chris Rock比马云说得好
马云退休以后，终究没有公关部管着了。放飞自我了。关于996，前后3次长文发声，却被网民痛批。实在，大师不认同马云是由于，马云说的和大师说的彻底是两码事。有的人的事情就是为了保存，养家生活的一份“事情”。有的人的“事情”实际上是本身真的有热忱的“奇迹”。马云说的是“奇迹”，大师说的是“事情”。曾两次主持奥斯卡颁奖仪式的美国的脱口秀界的巨星Chris Rock是这么说的。。。。（感受“原形“了）
这（脱口秀）实在其实不是我的“事情”，这是我的奇迹。有的人有“事情”，有的人有奇迹
This(stand up comedy) ain't really my work,this is my career.Some people have jobs,some people have careers.
我曾没有奇迹，有一份“事情“。我曾在皇后大道那家“红龙虾“（美国闻名连锁餐饮品牌）打工。
I used to have a job. I used to work at Red Lobster.The one on Queens Boulevard.
啥？我给您端过菜是吧？好的。好的。Oh, I served you? Good, good!
不，我是个洗碗工。我的事情就是刷盘子里剩下的虾。这真的是份“事情“。我历来没加过薪，历来没升过职。No, I was a dishwasher. I scrape shrimps and load the plates into the dishwasher.
That was a real job. I never got a raise, never got a promotion.
他们把我放置在后厨。由于我的暴牙其实太丑了。餐厅都是如许的。他们把最丑的人放置在后厨。They kept me in the back becaueI have really fu**ed-up teeth.That's what they do at restaurants.They put the ugliest people in the back.
以是若是你不喜好餐厅前边的办事抹茶粉,员的长相，信赖我，你不想看到后厨的人。。。这就是我当时候真实的“事情“。1989年我尚未靠说脱口秀赚钱。So if you don't like the people in the front, you don't want to see the back.That was my real job. I wasn't telling jokes 1989.
刷盘子太尼玛悲催了。以是若是你有一个奇迹，这是天主保佑你！若是你只有事情，我祝愿你，有一天有一份奇迹。It was scaping fu**ing shrimps, it was killing me.So if you got a career, God Bless You.If you got a job, I hope you got a career one day.
是的。由于当你有一份奇迹，时候永久不敷用。That's right. Cuz when you got a career, there ain't enouhg time.
当你有份奇迹，你一看表，时候老是过的出格快。尼玛，都5点35了！我来日诰日还得更早来，做我的“项目“。由于当你有一份奇迹，时候老是不敷用的。
You got a career, you look at your watch, time just flies.God damn, it's 5:35, damn, I gotta come early tomorrow to work on my project,cuz there ain't enough time when you got a career.
可是当你有的是一份“事情“，时候太-慢-了！一般你看表的时辰是如许事的：“草，才9点零8！“当你有一份“事情“，你乃至都不信赖你的腕表Whenever you look at your watch, like, ah, shit, 9:08.When you got a job, there's TOO MUCH time.You don't even trust the time when you got a job.
（处处问他人）你的表几点？What time you got?
你的表几点？
What yout you got?
你的呢？9点一刻？谁的时候最晚，谁的表最准！
What time you got?9:15? Whoever got the latest time, is the right time.
他的表准！He got the right time!
你上班时辰有无默默的和你本身玩过一种“时候游戏“？你和本身说：“我要对峙两个小时不看表！““我要在这里刷虾盘子刷两个小时“
You ever played the time game with yourself at work?Where you go, I'm not gonnalook at my watch for 2 hours, I'm gonna sit here and scrape these shrimps,
刷-刷-刷“O了，应当一小时曩昔了，我可以看看表了吧？““然后必定巨爽。嗯-不可，我要再对峙一小时“
scape-scrap-scrape
OK, an hour has passed,maybe I should look at the watch
and feel good. Oh, no, fu** that,I'm gonna wait another whole hour
刷-刷-刷
scape-scrap-scrape
刷-刷-刷
scape-scrap-scrape
“好吧。两小时应当过了。““该看一下表了！必定感受爽翻！“
All right, 2 hours passed!It's time to look and feel good about myself!
看表。。。
And you look....
“草！只过了15分钟！“
FU**, 15 minutes!
你上班时辰有无悲催到只想在在茅厕马桶上多坐一会
You ever been so miserable at work that you spendextra time to sit on the toilet.
你实在底子没脱裤子心里OS：草，这个SB事情！去死吧！You don't even have your pants down.You just like, I hate this Fu**ing job. I hate it!
四周其别人都在茅厕里“出产“，阿谁味道。。。。可是你都不在意！“你们继续“出产“，我是不会走的！“
People around you taking smelly shit. You like, I don't give a fu**.
You keep shit, 看護工,cuz I ain't quit.
有些人有“事情“，有些人有“奇迹“。以是，如今，有奇迹的人，你们必要学会“闭嘴“！你们必要学会，当阁下他人只有一份“事情“的时辰，没事你们不要逼逼！
Some people have jobs, some people have careers.
Now the people in the audience with careers,
need to learn to shut the Fu** upwhen you around people with jobs.
没人想听你的“奇迹“的逼逼！甚么酷爱和搏斗的逼逼！你回家和你本身“逼逼“就好了不要把你本身的幸福创建在他人的痛楚之上！这是你那些“逼逼“鸡汤独一的结果
Keep that shit to yourself. Okey?hey don't want to hear your car冷凍減脂,eer bullshit.
Don't let your happiness make somebody sad.
Cuz that's what it does.
以是，马云教员和大师的不同在于，实在大师说的是两件事变。马云教员是有奇迹的人，马云教员说的酷爱和搏斗是关于奇迹的。大部门的人没那末荣幸，只有一份养家生活的事情。大部门的人评论辩论996的时辰，说的是本身的“事情“。说的不是一件事变。以是马云教员酷爱996的感觉，一般平凡人底子不认同。大师都想要有一份本身喜好的奇迹，可是大师都必要保存。在找到一份奇迹以前，必定必要先找一份“事情“。
以是，Chris Rock原形了。有奇迹的人，在只有一份“事情“的人眼前，聪慧的话，最勤学会闭嘴，不要没事瞎逼逼。
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